Wife Withholds S3x For 30 Days After Husband Voted Donald Trump

A man has figured out the hard way that his wife is withholding s3x for 30 days after he voted for Donald Trump.
Predictably, he is not happy.
‘My wife and I vote oppositely usually, and she was sad that Hillary didn’t win and probably more upset that Trump did,’ he wrote.


‘I’m not upset about not having sex for that long, but I am upset she’s using sex as a weapon against me.

‘At least, that’s how I see it. I think she’s meaning this as a playful punishment of sorts but even that just feels nasty to me.
‘I don’t like her using sex to control me.
‘She’s never done anything like this before, at all, and we have a good sex life otherwise. Thoughts?’

While some users have called his wife’s actions ‘upsetting and manipulative’, others have spotted the irony.

‘Generally speaking, sex as a weapon is not cool,’ one user wrote.
‘But on a side note, voting for Trump but then not understanding why a woman is withholding access to her body to express disapproval? The irony is palpable.’

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And another user had a simple view: ‘I think it should have been a permanent ban,’ they wrote.
Because after all, if you believed your husband just voted for someone who’s bragged about sexual assault and potentially much, much worse, would it fill you with uncontrollable lust?
As one other Redditor put it:

‘Only 30 days? That’s a generous lady.’